The Cranitorium is comprised of three escaped laboratory specimens currently lurking somewhere within the gravitational influence of this planet.

We enjoy 
- Sniffing the tea bags
- Kicking the rocks
- Contemplating the meaning of “the meaning of life”
- Saving the universe
- Entertaining ourselves
- Finding logic-flaws riddled throughout popular entertainment
- Confusing teenagers
- Defying gravity
- Making biscuits

We have learned
- You can put it in a bag, but the bears won't eat it anyway
- Gravity is non-selectively indifferent
- You can divide by zero if you are mathematically inept
- You cannot lick your own elbow
- You can’t get down from an elephant, you only get down from a duck
- It was two test tickles- not the other way around
- Crock pots are dangerous when they are full of old dynamite
- In anti-gravity, your eggs are sunny-side everywhere

We seek to understand
- Extra-dimensional physics
- If you shoot a mime, would you use a silencer
- If a mime falls from a tree in the woods, would he make a sound
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn’t he fix a hole in a boat?

We have created this knowledge portal
- To express curiosities
- To massage our lobes
- To swing at the piñata-o-knowledge and share any brain-candy that falls out
- To keep mimes out of trees
- To mislead our parole officers